Sunday, July 26, 2009

News - Breaking news & the other kind


Nowadays there are only two types of News...breaking news & news that breaks your heart.

Breaking News-
1)Rakhi leaves her swayamwar midway only to return before the end of the day's shoot(perfect example of professionalism).
2)Shah Rukh's pet named Aamir ran away from Mannat & got married(allegdly to Aamir's dog named Shah Rukh).This is the first Gay marriage in the Indian Cannine community.
3)Lalu Yadav is pursuing a degree in Veterinary Science after his electoral defeat.All the animals in Bihar specially the upper caste ones are on a fast.
4)Star Plus shuts down its controversial serial "Sach Ka Samna" reason being Atal Bihari Vajpayee insisted he wanted to participate in it...the producers just could'ny reconcile with the fact that a participant would take 30 mins to just say yes or no to couple of questions he had just ansered a while ago...they could not say no to him so they just shut the show.

News that breaks your heart -
1)Govt spends Rs 4Cr+ to renovate Arthur Road Jail & to provide some amenities(not basic)to his excellency Mr Ajmal Kasab.He helped India get some high decible publicity of unimaginable propotions, in its fight against Terror.
2)Min of Defence salutes Matyrs of Kargil War.
Thats the most they can do nothing else...

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